One day I fell into a sleepy country, and when I met a sleepy man who took a nap on the side of the road, I went up to chat a few words, and recorded the dialogue snippet as follows:
"We sleep in the country, and we always respect sleep...
Those who sleep for 2 hours, the homeless,
Those who sleep 8 hours, migrant workers,
Those who sleep for 12 hours are blue-collar workers.
Those who sleep for 16 hours are white-collar workers,
Those who sleep for 20 hours are golden collars.
Those who sleep 24 hours..."
I was stunned: "Anyone who sleeps 24 hours?"
Sleeping Uncle's eyes widened, with a disapproving look on his face, he said lightly: "Don't you know Sleeping God? That is our king, who has been sleeping since ancient times..."
I couldn't help sighing: "Sleeping 24 hours a day is really a god!"
Seeing me complimenting the king, Uncle Sleep showed a slight smile on his face, and nodded to me: "With your aptitude, in our country of sleep, at least you can be a golden collar!"
I was a little proud and asked, "Can I be a gold collar?"
Uncle Sleeping looked into the distance, waved his hand and said, "Yeah, Jin Ling slept at least 20 hours a day, or else you'll get out."
I swallowed my saliva and said in horror, "Is overtime so serious?"
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